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Three things on this redecorating of the Oval Office story. First, of course Professor Utopia has the *right* to do so; it’s one of the prerogatives of the office. It does, however, give some insights into his ideology.
For example, the good Doctor’s replacement of the bust of Winston Churchill with one of Martin Luther King [...]
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder, here is Van Jones (avowed Communist and recently-appointed Green Jobs Czar in the administration of Professor Utopia) saying that white polluters and white environmentalists are “steering” pollution into black communities.
It’s not bad enough that he’s got Communists in his administration. He’s got conspiracy whackaloon Communists in [...]
According to Yahoo! News, Professor Utopia has issued his first threat to employ the veto power against a spending bill. What could it contain? Reams of pork-barrel spending at the taxpayers expense? Foreign aid dollars that will end up in the coffers of known terrorist organizations like Hamas? Research funds to determine the sex habits [...]
I think it’s pretty obvious that at this point, the rumors about Obama being a Muslim are false. After all, no self-respecting Muslim would go anywhere near the amount of pork that’s in this so-called stimulus bill that just got rammed down our throats.
Well, no… I guess Keith Ellison has voted for it. So much [...]
Beloved satirist Iowahawk has really hit one out of the park this time, a beautiful send-up of the life of Professor Utopia a la Homer’s Odessey. Two of my favorite pieces:
Who is this man, so bronzed in countenance,
So skilled of TelePrompter, clean and articulate
whose ears like a stately urn’s protrude?
“Stately urn”. I was dyin’! And [...]
Today’s Associated Press coverage of Doctor Utopia’s visit to a Chicago-area deli was very illuminating as to the sort of coverage we can expect from the press over the next few years:
President-elect Barack Obama grabbed his lunch to go Friday and artfully dodged a question about the auto industry woes he’ll inherit.
“We got the corned [...]
Anybody remember the reports that, in the waning days of the Clinton White House, the staff indulged in petty acts of vandalism, including the destruction of computer keyboards’ “W” keys? (For those who think that’s just an urban legend designed by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy to smear the Democrats in general and the Clinton [...]
It’s a question that has vexed the world since 1948; peace between Israel and its Arab neighbors. Never fear, loyal readers! Dr. Utopia has a plan which will bring the lions and the lambs to table. And indeed, he says Israel would be “crazy” not to accept it.
And the outline of this wounderous plan?
The Arabs [...]
Kudos to Representative Paul Broun (R-GA) for actually having the guts to call the incoming administration what it is, and warning of the peril attendent to such a messianic euphoria.
In an article from the Augusta Chronicle, the Congressman remarked that “we’ve elected a Marxist to be president of the United States.” Woot! Someone with the [...]
